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Title: Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:13:04 AM Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched
Off'!" Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE! Title: Re: Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:13:20 AM Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..! Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao! Title: Re: Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:13:30 AM Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai. Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..! Title: Re: Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:13:45 AM Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein
Chalayeen Thi. Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..? Title: Re: Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:13:59 AM Santa meets his friend Bunta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...! Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ? Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..! Title: Re: Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:14:24 AM Santa : Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.
Banta : Kyoo Ji ? Santa : Je SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau. Title: Re: Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:14:33 AM Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon. Jasmeet : Wo Ghar Pe Hain. Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke... Jasmeet : Phone Mere Liye Tha! Title: Re: Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:14:43 AM Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein
Theek Ho Gaya. Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi. Title: Re: Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:15:09 AM Santa : Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon...
Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..! Banta : Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai Title: Re: Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:15:18 AM Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide
Si. Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa. Title: Re: Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:15:38 AM Banta : Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi
Bolti Hai. Santa : Kaise? Banta : Maine Kaha I Luv U, To Woh Boli 'Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide hain' Title: Re: Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:15:48 AM A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya ..! Title: Re: Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:16:01 AM Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you
control your anger? Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl. Santa : How does that help? Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush! |