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Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.

Friend : why?

Sardar : Got upper berth.

Friend: why didn't you exchange?

Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as

to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes !

A Teacher lecturing on population:

In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

Sardar proposed a Girl
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Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you'
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Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.

A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"
Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"

Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered " No No Me ! Banta Singh"

Third one came and asked the same
question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to
shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sardar
enjoying the Beach.

He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?". The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing.

The Sardar slapped him on
his face and said "Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here"

once a sardar ji went for an interview for the post of electrical engg.

desk: so you are coming for this post.

sardar ji: yes sir.

desk: so tell me how does an electrical motor runs?

sardarji: o ji its very simple.
TORRRRRRRRRRR..........

Sardar: Can I know my mobile bill, please?

Call centre girl: Sir,just dial *123# to know your current bill status.

Sardar: (He got angry and..)You stupid...

Call centre girl:Sir,I'm sorry, anything wrong?

Sardar: I'm not asking my current bill.I'm asking my mobile bill.. Don't be a fool. Be wise like me.

Call centre girl: ???!!!

sardar returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, "Do I look like a foreigner?"

She says no.

The answer angers him. "Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner?"

She again replies in the negative. By now the sardar is fuming.

He yells: "Come close and see, do I look like a foreigner?"

The wife says: "No."

The sardar who is seething with rage says: "All those women in London were fools. Every time I went out they would say: `Look a foreigner`."

Once a sardar had to learn two essays for the exam. One is about friend and the other is about father. He had studied only about friend. But in the exam the essay asked was about father. Sardar dint give up. He replaced father with friend in the essay and it read:

"I am a very fatherly person, I have lots of fathers, My best father is my neighbor."

He ended the essay as, "A father in need is a father in deed....!"

NAPOLEAN: "In my Dictionary there is no word called 'IMPOSSIBLE'....

Sardarji: "What's the use of saying it now, you should have checked it before buying THE DICTIONARY !!

Sardar Dhakaal Singh is big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time a big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent everyone out of the zoo and closed the main gate. Now the tiger is inside the zoo but wandering freely. Zoo people requested sardar to be inside and trap the tiger in a cage. Scared but to avoid insult he went into the zoo in his jeep carrying a big gun.

While driving on one of the zoo's roads, he noticed that the tiger is chasing him. Feeling scared he drove the jeep fast but only to observe that the tiger is very near to the jeep. At that time the road separated into two paths ahead, one to the left and other to the right. Then cleverly dhakaal put the left indicator on and turned the jeep to the road on right. The tiger runs into the left path. With a sigh of relief, he drove forward. After some time the roads meet and the same situation arises again.

Once more the road divides into two and this time our sardar is smart enough to put the right indicator on and turned to left. This time the tiger goes into the road on right side. After some time the roads meet again to our sardar's misfortune and the tiger starts to chase him again. This time the road never divides and our sardar thought the tiger would catch him. Then a brilliant idea struck his mind. He slows down his jeep taking it to the left corner of the road. Then he held his hand outside and a gives signal which is given for vehicles which want to overtake. The
tiger this time overtakes his jeep and runs forward.



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MORAL: "There are Sardar Communities in Tigers
too".

There is a group of 7 Sardars who plan to meet their old friend the President Dr. Zail Singh

The Sardars decide to take a taxi.

The taxi driver takes them to Presidents House.

The meter shows Rs. 28/-, so the taxi driver says, "You have to pay me Rs. 28/-."

Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they
decide to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7.


This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer:
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7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ).
7
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21
21
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0
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The driver is exceedingly happy upon receiving Rs. 13/- from each of the Sardars. He thanks them profusely and the feeling of happiness is writtern
on his face as he leaves them and proceeds his way.

Seeing this, the Sardars feel that they may have made a mistake.

They decide to ask Zail Singh about it. After all, the fellow was the
President of the nation!

They ask Zail Singh to check their calculation of the taxi fare.

Zail Singh ponders over the calculations and finally says, "See, I am not good at division. The process just boggles me but addition is something I am
an expert at. Let us add all the amounts you guys gave to the taxi
driver and check the result. This is how I do for those tax forms I get very often. The process is slow but is sure." The other sardars nod their heads(?) in appreciation.

The President writes as shown below and also explains as he writes on:
13
13
13
13
13
13
13
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28
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i.e. 3+3+3+3+3+3+ 3= 21 and 21+1+1+1+1+1+ 1+1=28 so this checks out.

He then says, "Yes, it's correct. But I can also call my close friend and Finance man Banta Singh.

Banta Singh arrives, and when told of the problem, he replies that he doesn't think it is a bad deal but says, "No problem! I will verify it via mathematical computation. I'll verify it with multiplication. That is
the best technique for this, you see!"

While others watch in admiration, Banta Singh goes on to write as
shown:
13
x7
--- (7*3=21 ,7*1=7 so 21+7=28)
21
+ 7
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28 This checks out as well.
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Then he says, "This is really fine. There should be no problem,
President Sahab. After all, it is correct in all the methods."

in an interview,

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..

Interviewr shouts: stop it !

SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing.

He said I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

A sardar was drawing money from ATM, the sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "

The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines."

An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry .. we still have one engine left."

A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

Two Sardarjis went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their packets and started to eat them. 'You can't eat your own sandwiches in here,' complained the pub-owner.

So the two sardars swapped their sandwiches