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Title: Laughing Zone Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 01:44:00 AM A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there's nothing down here * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note' |