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Title: Millionaires ! Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 12:44:37 AM (http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l336/glamgalz/funfani/imgs/jokes/santa.jpg)
After days in the wilderness Santa and Banta stumble into a bar in the wild north in J&K and ask for two beers. Unfortunately they`ve got no money and the barman won`t give them credit. Just then a Kashmiri walks in with a terrorist`s head under his arm. The barman shakes his hand and says, "I f**king hate terrorosts. Last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, raped my wife and killed my children. If any man brings me the head of a terrorist, I will give him Rs 10,000". Santa and Banta look at each other and then go off to find a terrorist. Later that day, they see one, and Banta throws a stone which hits the terrorist on the head. The terrorist falls off his bike but lands 100ft down a ravine. Santa and Banta dash down into the ravine, where Santa starts sawing the terrorist`s head off. Suddenly Banta says, `Santa look at this.` Santa says, "Not now I`m busy." Banta says, "No, look at this." Santa says, "Shut up, I`m busy." Banta grabs hold of him and Santa looks up and sees hundreds of terrorists standing at the top of the ravine. `Wow!!` says Santa `We`re going to be millionaires." |