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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
This one's easy. As long as you can catch up to this hyperactive, physically strong and straightforward type, you can get what you want without too much fanfare. Just ask, "Hey, wanna have sex?" and that will probably do the trick. Don't count on a lot of romancing or for*play. The hot, Mars-fueled desire that sexually motivates Aries will push your spring-born love to cut to the chase much more quickly than you might be used to. This strong, powerful lovin' could be the kind of thing you fantasize about, so don't complain if it doesn't come packaged in a formalized, perfectly planned, start-to-finish package.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurus walks the earth in a state of semi-seduction, so it isn't too hard to get this creature comfort oriented individual to succumb to the siren call of sexual gratification. You can communicate with a lascivious glance, a love poem or even some flowers, but that probably won't do the trick. Taurus definitely responds to the concept of "What's in it for me?" Think luxury if you really want to get your point across. Dinner in a 4-star restaurant, a bottle of expensive champagne or a rich and gooey box of chocolates will definitely help your cause. It'll be worth the garden of sexy delights your Taurus partner will ultimately offer.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini is definitely hard to pin down. Although not exactly celibate, this busy person isn't always thinking about how he or she can best be tied down into an exclusive relationship. At all times, you have to let Geminis think this is their idea. The crack in the head and drag off by the hair Neanderthal approach won't work here. Conversation will definitely seduce this talkative person, though. Brush up on your facts -- and weave in gossipy comments that will make your Gemini want to come back for more. Now that you have a Gemini standing in one spot, you can make your move. You'll be amazed at this ethereal person's ability to take you to the moon and back.

Seductive Astrology Tips

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer has a traditional outlook on life, but a highly passionate interior. If you can make this basically insecure person feel protected and safe, you'll get all that you want and more. You can ply this sensitive person with the thought that he or she can take care of all your problems. As long as a Cancer feels indispensable, they'll go out of their way to please you sexually -- and every other way. The problem might be, in fact, that you have difficulty disengaging yourself from this relationship. Cancer will definitely enjoy becoming one with you -- so you might want to make sure you're truly up for the happily-ever-after part!

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
A Leo's pride might make them seem like an intimidating person to approach, but in truth they're pretty easy. The saying "Flattery will get you everywhere" applies here. There will be many things to point out about this dynamic individual that will turn you on; but the ones Leo wants to impress upon you are their hair and face. Walking up to this proud creature and running your fingers through that thick, perfectly coifed mane will do it every time. Be sure you have a room handy, though -- a Leo's wild abandon doesn't allow this sexy animal to stand on ceremony.

Seducing a Virgo is easier than it seems. Once you get past the prim and proper veneer, you'll find a rather earthy person residing underneath. This is the kind of partner who's just as happy frolicking out in the woods as in a luxury hotel room. To Virgo, sex is just a wonderful way to connect with Mother Nature. You can play down all the prancing and primping that goes on when two people flirt with one another. Once you let Virgo know what's on your mind, you'll find out right away if the feeling is mutual. Hope you don't mind getting twigs stuck in your hair.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libra is the biggest romantic in the zodiac, so don't think you're going to get lucky right away. It isn't that this graceful sign doesn't like to have sex; but to a Libra, that's only the prize. The long and winding road along the way can be like an exciting treasure hunt. The more creative and demonstrative you are, the faster it will happen. References to anything you identify as one of Libra's favorite things will win you extra points. You'll get a flood of love notes, sexy voicemails -- and incredibly passionate love as rewards for your efforts.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You'll probably have sex with a Scorpio before you even know you want to. But if you think you're the one doing the seducing here, think again! Scorpios are always in control of what's happening, and if it has to do with sex, they'll probably take you there. These are the people who are into Tantric sex and other means of achieving the highest possible degrees of ecstasy from rubbing up against another human body. The one danger is getting caught up emotionally before you really should. That's a whole other thing to a Scorpio, but isn't likely to happen after a casual roll in the hay.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Seducing a Sagittarius can be somewhat tricky, mainly because of this sign's utter innocence. Once you do seduce this primal being, however, get set for the ride of your life. Sagittarius is into motion and exploring, and usually in tip-top physical shape. If you're not ready to run the triathlon, you might want to work your way up to the kind of bedroom gymnastics that could be in store here. Of course, you could also bump into the kind of Sagittarius that is into child's play. In that case, feel comfortable being a loving, caring teacher -- Sag is a really fast learner.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Do not be fooled by Capricorn's seemingly prudish exterior. That's just there to keep away the people who aren't interesting enough for this highly sensual sex fiend. When Capricorn falls, it's usually for lust long before love. Not-so-subtle hints about how good it would feel to reach orgasm together will help you pass the admissions test. To Capricorn, the purpose of sex is for bodily gratification. All the gush and romance are tolerated, but not sought after. Be simple and straightforward, and if you're lucky, you'll get into this thoroughbred's inner circle for the long term.

There is but one way to seduce an Aquarius, and that is with ideas. Now, they don't necessarily have to be your ideas -- Aquarius will respond very well if you simply sit and listen to the latest diatribes on world politics and environmental concerns. The more excited you can pretend to be, the better. In essence, Aquarius will fall in love with the thought that you could love them! Be careful, though, that you don't show any signs of trying to tie them down. Aquarius must always feel as though being with you is his or her choice -- and that you will be there for them whenever they need you.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
This tender soul will be easily seduced, just because Pisces lives to merge with other souls. Note, however, that having sex with a Pisces is not necessarily just a physical experience. A Pisces will become enveloped in the sexual experience, and attached to you in ways you didn't know were possible. So, before you dive into these deep waters, be sure you really want to swim them for more than a cheap and tawdry one night stand. For Pisces, the impression you make on each other will be forever ... and so will the inevitable guilt trip.