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Title: A Software Professional in HeLL Post by: Ryan Martis on July 07, 2009, 07:04:14 AM One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call???? The devil says "Five million dollars". The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair. ------------------------ Thief was so jealous! s, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too" He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call???? The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair. --------------------- Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too", He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call???? The devil says "No Need to pay". Programmer is stunned & says "Why ??" Devil says - - - - - - scroll down - - - - - - "Calling hell to hell is Free!!! " |