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ENTERTAINMENT JUNCTION => Jokes / Funny Messages => Topic started by: Vatsal on November 08, 2007, 03:02:55 AM



Title: Welcome to India
Post by: Vatsal on November 08, 2007, 03:02:55 AM
One Hand On Steering Wheel,
One Hand Out Of Windowâ?¦
You Are in SYDNEY â?¦

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One Hand On Steering Wheel,
One Hand On Hornâ?¦
You Are in JAPAN â?¦

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One Hand On Steering Wheel,
One Hand On Newspaper,
Foot Solidly On Acceleratorâ?¦
You Are in BOSTON â?¦

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Both Hands On Steering Wheel,
Eyes Shut,
Both Feet On Brake,
Quivering In Terror
You Are in NEW YORK â?¦

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Both Hands In Air,
Gesturing,
Both Feet On Accelerator,
Head Turned To Talk To Someone In Back Seatâ?¦
You Are in ITALY â?¦

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One Hand On Horn,
One Hand On Holding Gear,
One Ear Listening To Loud Music,
One Ear On Cell Phone,
One Foot On Accelerator,
One Foot On Clutch,
Nothing On Break,
Eyes On Females In Next Car,

WELCOME TO INDIA