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Title: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:27:46 AM ~ John Glenn...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_01.jpg) As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:28:01 AM ~ Desmond Tutu...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_02.jpg) When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land. Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:28:17 AM ~ David Letterman...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_03.jpg) America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:28:33 AM ~ Howard Hughes...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_04.jpg) I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I'm a billionaire. Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:28:47 AM ~ Old Italian proverb...
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(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_06.jpg) Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. Go to The NEXT Page for More Pictures >>> Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:29:20 AM ~ Jean Kerr...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_07.jpg) The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:29:34 AM ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_08.jpg) I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:29:46 AM ~ Jeff Foxworthy...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_09.jpg) You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:30:00 AM ~ Prince Philip...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_10.jpg) When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:30:19 AM ~ Emo Philips...
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(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_14.jpg) Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven broke. Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:31:22 AM ~ Jean Rostand...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_15.jpg) Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:31:34 AM ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_16.jpg) Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:31:47 AM ~ WH Auden...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_17.jpg) We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:32:05 AM ~ Jonathan Katz...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_18.jpg) In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked Go to The NEXT Page for More Pictures >>> Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:32:21 AM ~ Johnny Carson...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_19.jpg) If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:32:36 AM ~ Warren Tantum... (School photo album).
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(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_21.jpg) Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap. Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:33:02 AM ~ Jimmy Durante...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_22.jpg) Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:33:13 AM ~ Doug Hanwell...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_23.jpg) America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:33:31 AM ~ George Roberts...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_24.jpg) The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone Go to The NEXT Page for More Pictures >>> Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:33:42 AM ~ Jonathan Winters...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_25.jpg) If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. Title: Re: The Philosophers Of This Century Post by: shahrukh on June 26, 2015, 04:33:54 AM ~ Robert Benchley...
(http://800001.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/quotes/philosopher_of_century_26.jpg) I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. |