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COOL STOP => Funzug Group Mails => Topic started by: ahkil on September 27, 2007, 11:02:21 PM



Title: Naya Salesman
Post by: ahkil on September 27, 2007, 11:02:21 PM
Company ne ek naya salesman hire kiya. Sale badhne lagi-din dugni, raat
chauguni. Malik ne socha is ladke se mujhe milna hai. Malik showroom par
aaya, usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bech raha tha.Woh door
khada ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne lagaa. Ladke ne
fishing-rod bech di. customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, ladka bola Rs.800/-.
Yeh kahkar ladke ne customer ke shoes dekhe aur bola, itne mehange shoes
pahankar fishing karne jayenge? Ek sport shoe bhi kharid lijiye,customer
ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye. Ab ladke ne kaha talaab kinare dhoop
mein baithna padega, ek cap bhi kharid lijiye to theek rehega, customer
ne cap bhi kharid li. Ab ladke ne kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut
intezar karna padega, kuchch eatables, wafer, biscuits, bhi le jayiye,
customer ne woh bhi kharid liye. Ladka bola machli pakdenge to rakhenge
kahan ? Yeh ek Rs.100/- ki basket bhi le lijiye, customer ne woh bhi
kharid li.
Ab total bill bana Rs.2000/- ka. Malik bahut khush hua. Usne
ladke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to kamal ke salesman ho. Woh aadmi fishing
rod kharidane ayaa . . . aur tumane usey itna sara samaan bech diya,
very good. Ladka bola, woh aadmi to Carefree Sanitary Pack khridane ayaa
tha, maine kaha, char din tu ghar par kya karega, Jaa Machli Pakad