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Title: Funny Santa Post by: Rajdude on February 04, 2012, 11:03:29 PM In exam hall a girl 2 santa: Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.”
. SANTA ne dhyan se idhar- udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola: “The” Title: Re: In exam hall Post by: Rajdude on February 04, 2012, 11:33:06 PM 4 Sardar train k piche bhaag rahe the 2 chadh gaye.
to train me logo ne kaha WELL DONE sardar-khaak well done Jana to unhe tha, Hum to chhodne aaye the!!! Title: Re: In exam hall Post by: Rajdude on February 05, 2012, 09:40:51 AM Bank manegar:hum aapko bina intrest k loan denge,
. Santa:oji dena h to thoda haste- haste do na, Agar dene me intrest nahi h to mat do... Title: Re: Funny Santa Post by: Rajdude on February 05, 2012, 09:45:43 AM Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
. Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai. Title: Re: Funny Santa Post by: Rajdude on February 05, 2012, 09:50:52 AM Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY,
while landing, he shouted :"BOMBAY-BOMBAY" . Air Hostess : " B-silent please " . Santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! " Title: Re: Funny Santa Post by: Rajdude on February 05, 2012, 09:56:26 AM Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body,
. Someone asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn. Title: Re: Funny Santa Post by: Rajdude on February 05, 2012, 09:58:54 AM Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan. Title: Re: Funny Santa Post by: Rajdude on February 07, 2012, 10:28:10 PM Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note' Title: Re: Funny Santa Post by: Rajdude on February 07, 2012, 10:32:10 PM Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That's terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions." Title: Re: Funny Santa Post by: rajendersingh50 on December 04, 2012, 10:33:32 PM COOL THAT REALLY MADE ME LAUGHED WHILE READING THEM
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