Title: Some unanswerable questions Post by: love_hunk04 on June 21, 2006, 02:30:33 AM * Why is it called building when it is already built?
* If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? * Is it possible to be totally partial? * If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? * If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting? * If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? * Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? * When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? * If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? * Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? * If lawyers are debarred and clergymen defrocked, musicians doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, dry cleaners depressed? * Why is it if someone tells y! ou there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure? * Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? * I thought how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me ...they are ramming for their final exams. * If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? GOT ANY ???? Title: Re: Some unanswerable questions Post by: funnysmartlook on February 04, 2008, 05:41:08 AM nice thread
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