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Title: Computerised Shayari.
Post by: ritu_sweet_girl on December 23, 2005, 03:04:30 AM
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhe
shift delete kar doonga
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ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain
problem hai ki bus voh
read only hain
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shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye
dil ko aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye
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woh samajhte hain dil tod diya
to hum dead hain
woh nahin jaante ki is dil main
aur kitne thread hain
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tumhare samne hain itne sample
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon pe
kabhi to click karo
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Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warning
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woh aaye hamari kabar par aur ro kar chale gye
yaaron is shutdown huey murde ko phir se reboot kar gye
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dil tod kar hansti to mera, wafaey meri yaad karogi
agar maine internet connection disconnect kar diya
to darling kis se chat karogi
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tere pyar se full emails main jalata kaise
tere hatho se likhe emails main delete karta kaise
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aaj main tere emails print kar ke ganga main bha aaya huin
aaj main aag behte huey paani main laga aaya huin
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muze kya zaroorat mein teri surat dekhu
dekh tu aaina mein teri surat dekhu.
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chand ko dekhate rahe
mager deedar na kar sake
tumse pyar karte hai
mager ezahar na kar sake.
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teri chahat ke kabile humee honge
raste kai mager manjil humi honge.
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toote gayi mala
moti bikhar gaye
do deen sath rahekar
maloom nahi kaha gujar gaye.
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Title: Computerised Shayari.
Post by: Vatsal on December 23, 2005, 03:05:58 AM
Ho gayi galti humse,
Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo,
ban jaao meri spouse!

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Tumse mila main kal to,
Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili
To kehti ho: Your file not found!

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Aysa bhi nahin hai ke,
don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
Nahin hai enough disk space

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Tum jabse meri zindagi,
mein aayi ho banke female,
Yaad rahe na ab kuch,
Na postman , Na e-Mail