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Title: Ton! Ton! Ton! Post by: nooraalam on January 25, 2010, 02:12:28 PM Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton! Title: Re: Ton! Ton! Ton! Post by: baldasarre martin on January 13, 2011, 03:02:46 AM * Sardar ki girlfriend romantic mood me-Aaj mere ghar koi nahi he.. Aa jao!!
Sardar-Tu mere ghar aaja, mere ghar sab log hai, isliye tera man lag jayega. * One announcement in a fair-"Ek bachha mila hai, jin ka hai aa kar le jaiye" Santa came there and said-Mujhe bhi dikhao JIN ka bachha kaisa hota hai. * Santa was reading news paper "INDIAN ATHLETE LOST GOLD MEDAL IN LONG JUMP" Santa says "Idiot, who told him to wear a gold medal while jumping?" * In Exam QUESTION-Prove Sin X=6n Sardar-Canceling 'n' on both side Si x=6 Hence proved, Six=6 * Santa diary likh raha tha. Aaj meri behan ko bachha hone wala hai, pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki. Isliye mujhe yeh bhi nahi pata k main MAMA banunga ya MAMI * Santa ko electric chair pe bitha kar electric current se maut ki saza sunai gayi. Jallad-Akhari khwahish kya hai? Santa-Muze dar lag raha hai, mera hath pakad lo. * Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga "Bangalore aya, Bangalore aya, Balle Balle" Air hostess - Sir, plz be silent. Sardar-Ok jee, "Angalore aya, Aangalore aya, Alle Alle" |