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Title: PJ Contest!
Post by: Vatsal on April 20, 2006, 02:47:53 AM
Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. you have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. you don't have anything
else with you in the boat? How will you do it?


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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the
water. so the boat will become LIGHTER........using
this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette


More Answers...


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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and
catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches
that you win, you can light the cigarette


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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by
drop...(TIP - TIP)


"TIP TIP barsa Pani.


Pani ne aag lagayee."


us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee.


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If the first solution is not working...you jump
into the water...The boat now definitely becomes
LIGHTER...and then you know what to do...
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Otherwise take the boat at the end of the tunnel, u
can catch the light there.....


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another solution..
u have 2 cig.. just look at one and tell other one " the
former looks better"...
us cig ko jalan hogi aur wo jal jaayegi...
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EK CIG PER DAAG LAGA DO

AS PER SANJAY DUTT'S MOVIE........DAAG THE FIRE

DAAG = FIRE


REST U KNOW WUT TO DO
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Film se yaad aya

Wait for cig to get jawaaan

As u know jawaaani,deewaani

Todeee aaag hai thoda sa paani