Title: Abusing Parrot Post by: Ryan Martis on August 10, 2009, 04:49:58 AM A woman walks into a pet shop hoping to find the right pet. She wonders around for a while and she stumbles on to this big A*s parrot in this huge cage.
She checks it out for a minute and notices that the parrot has two strings hanging down. On the right foot is a red string and on the left foot is a yellow string. She calls the pet shop manager over and asks him what the strings mean. He say's, "Well madam, if you pull the red string he will sing a hymn and if you pull the yellow string he will say a prayer." So the woman thinks out loud, "What would happen if I pulled both strings at the same time?" The parrots eyes got real big and he looked at her and screamed out, "I'd fall on my A*s you silly bitch!" |