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Title: Get in line Post by: Ryan Martis on August 10, 2009, 01:59:04 AM A long New Orleans style funeral procession passes by, but instead of a jazz band, it’s lead by a man walking a lion. Behind the coffin walk at least 200 people.
A bystander asks the man, “What’s going on?” “My lion ate my lawyer and this is his funeral,” is the reply. “Could I borrow your lion?” asks the bystander. “I’ve got a lawyer I’d like to have eaten.” “Sorry, but you’ll have to get at the end of that line,” said the man, pointing to the 200 people following the coffin. |