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						| Kathie Shayne | 
								|  | «  on: April 30, 2010, 02:12:46 AM » |  | 
 
 1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
 Just remove the battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
 
 
  
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						| Kathie Shayne | 
								|  | « Reply #1 on: April 30, 2010, 02:12:56 AM » |  | 
 
 2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
 expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
 
 Think about it.
 
 
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						| Kathie Shayne | 
								|  | « Reply #2 on: April 30, 2010, 02:13:04 AM » |  | 
 
 3. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
 walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
 
 That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
 
 
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						| Kathie Shayne | 
								|  | « Reply #3 on: April 30, 2010, 02:13:13 AM » |  | 
 
 4. Every lady hopes
 that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
 
 and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
 
 
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						| Kathie Shayne | 
								|  | « Reply #4 on: April 30, 2010, 02:13:22 AM » |  | 
 
 5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
 When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
 
 They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
 
 
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						| Kathie Shayne | 
								|  | « Reply #5 on: April 30, 2010, 02:13:34 AM » |  | 
 
 6. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
 He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
 
 
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