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« on: August 04, 2009, 01:36:03 AM »

The end of the earth

Jeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates have to appear before God. 'You're the three mightiest men on Earth", the Creator says, "and therefor the first to know. Tomorrow I'll destroy the Earth."

A bit shaken Jeltsin enters the Kremlin and says: "Comrads, I've got bad news twice. First: God exists. Second: Tomorrow He will destroy the world."

Clinton returns to the White House and says: "I've got good and I've got bad news. The good news is: God does exist. The bad news is: Tomorrow He'll destroy the world".

Bill Gates enters the Microsoft Headquarters and says: "I've got good news. First: I'm one of the tree mightiest men on Earth. Second: The Millenium problem is solved."

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