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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2010, 12:01:01 AM »

H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend.

L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!



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« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2010, 12:01:56 AM »

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.


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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2010, 12:02:52 AM »

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.


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« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2010, 12:03:48 AM »

W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found.

Y for another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!




I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!
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