Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length




May 07, 2024, 06:31:40 PM
Funfani.com - Spreading Fun All Over!ENTERTAINMENT JUNCTIONJokes / Funny MessagesMedical JokesI have bad and very bad news
« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down
Print
Author Topic: I have bad and very bad news  (Read 1361 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
Rhea Thomas
FF Hero
*****

Karma: 37
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 29451
« on: July 31, 2009, 02:06:17 AM »
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Report to moderator   Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
Print
« previous next »

Jump to: