Rhea Thomas
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« on: July 30, 2009, 02:32:38 AM » |
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest.
A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise.
A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives !
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Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...
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