Or  duck when the shit hits the fan.

You  can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig  in shit. 

Some  days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than  shit,
And  some days are just plain shitty. 

Some  music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, 
And  there are times when you feel like  shit.


You  can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, 
The  wrong shit or a lot of weird  shit.


You  can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or 
Find  yourself up shit creek without a  paddle.

Sometimes  everything you touch turns to shit and 
Other  times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling  like a rose.

When  you stop to consider all the facts, 
it's  the basic building block of the English  language.

And  remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to  know anything else!!

You  could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so  if you don't give a shit! 

Well,  Shit, it's time for me to go.

Just wanted you to  know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, 
Without  a bunch of shit.
But,  if you happened to catch a load of shit from some  shit-head........... 

Well,  Shit Happens!!!