Rhea Thomas
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« on: July 30, 2009, 04:39:12 AM » |
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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount. *****
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons ***** What's the diff between Complete & Finished? If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished. ***** Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going? Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight? Man: My wife... ***** Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I love u. After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u. ***** Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai. Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai? Beggar: Par Saab girlfriend bhi to hai. Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali. Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya! ***** Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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