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« on: August 10, 2009, 04:02:44 AM »

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, ďHere lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.Ē

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passers-by would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative. He would inscribe, ďHere lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer.Ē

That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, ďThatís Strange.Ē

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