WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,  

  at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria  

 found in faeces; in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo each year.  However,  

 we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol  

 has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

 WATER = Doo Doo
 WINE = HEALTH

 Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink WINE!  It is better to drink wine and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of shit.

 There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service. Have a nice day...