The perfect husband

 
 

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.               
             
                Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
             
               (H - Husband, W - Wife)
               
                H - "Hello ?"


             
                W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club? "
             
                H - "Yes."
               
                W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
                         
                H -"What's the price?"
             
                W - "Only $1,000."
                                           
                H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

                W -"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. It's a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...
                                 
                H - "What price did he quote you?"
             
                W - "Only $65,000..."
                         
                H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
               
                W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else...
             
                H -"What?"
             
                W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property."
             
                 H - "How much are they asking?"
             
                W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price.. .and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
                           
                H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"
           
                W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
                           
                H - " Bye...I love you too..."
                     
                The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks " Does anyone know who this Cell phone belong to???"