What can I say?Sometimes m lil dum.I consider Cheetos a major food grp.And worst of all,I screwed up my cahance with Daray by listening to a bunch of jerke who were just as cluless as me

Darcy was kindalike a Jewel CD I lovd.Iplayed that thing over and over on the way to school,but,the sec I pulled into the parking into the parking lot,it got stuffed under my seat for uh,safekeeping & replaced with the Beastie Boys


Imagine me confessing to my frnds that ,I,captain of the basketball team,was dating darcy,cap of debate team.Blieve me,i didnt plan on falling for the school brain.But i was blown away by the first words she ever spoke to me

"Uh,r u lost ?This is li-brar-ry.the gym is on the other side of the school remember?"she said,enunciating the words like she was talking to a toddler.Ouch


Even though we went 2 the same school,darcy and i lived in a completely diff worlds'she spent her time time
 with the,  Net nerds and  i roamed the halls like Moses  parting the Red Sea of fans who worshipped the guys on my team.i was totally knocked for a loop when she broke the silence."Books.I need a Book", I stammered,suddenly unableto remember my assignment.She pointed to a row of books of Thomas Edison-just the man i was looking for-and before i cud turn to thk her ,she was gone.

When I did catch up with her again,she was on her tippytoes reaching for an encyclopedia in the next aisle."Needd a ladder?Or how'bout some platforms?"I asked giving her a taste of her own sarcasm.

"How about giving me a hand?"she replied. "Oh,that's right.Books r SQUARE,not round like a basketball.Think u can hold one?" cha-ching! this girl has guts,I thought.When i started snort-laughing.the num 2 pencil holding up her hair were shaking.

"I cant believe I said that to u.I cant belive ur laughing.this is so surreal",she laughed."Oh sorry thats a big word.Do u need a dictionary?"We went on for a while,ripping on each other until i thought my sided wud split.

For the rest of the day-ok,the restof the week-every time I thought about her,I felt the same gutsocking,dizzy feeling I get bef a big game.Then i found myself taking diff  routes to get to class jus to see if i'd bump into her,and wen i did.........doh!we didnt say a word 2 each other but the joke was still going .I'd innocently make gorilla noises,& sh'd die laughing .Or sh'd take off her glasses & bump into walls,sending her books an stuff flying everywhere.She taped Brain Gum to my locker.I gluded a pair ofsweaty gym socksto hers.2 weeks into our secret game,Darcy asked me out.Corecction:she blackmailed me into a date.i found  a ransom note that if i evevr wanna see my lucky jockstrap again,I'd better meet her at a nearby coffee shop.What guy wud't lov a girl with that sense of humor?