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shreyash
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« on: January 21, 2006, 01:47:22 AM »

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the
Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is this guy who's dressed in
sunglasses, a T-shirt, leather jacket and jeans.



St Peter asks this guy. "Who are you, so I may know whether or not
to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven?"

"I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of New York city"
St Peter consults his list...



smiles and says "Take this silken robe and
enter the Kingdom of Heaven....

The minister stands erect and booms out..

"I'm Joseph Snow, pastor of the Second Baptist Church for the
last forty-three years"



St. Peter consults his list again and says to the minister,
"Take this cotton robe and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."...

Just a minute says the minister


The taxi driver gets a silken robe, How can that be?"...

"Up here we work on results" says Saint Peter.
"While you preached, people slept.



While He drove, people prayed".

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tS a mY WaY oR tHe HiGhWaY!!
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Shreyash
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