Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at
Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, "Sardarji how did it happen?"
Sardar: "Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade
gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee
express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi
PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par
kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi."

Aaj tak: "Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin
koode."

Sardar: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta
tha.Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya."