SOME REALLY GUD ANTI-PAK JOKES?.!!!!!!!!!

If an insect falls into a mug of beer, what would people do?
An Englishman would leave his mug of beer untouched and walk away.
An American would take the insect out and drink the beer anyway.
A Chinese would eat the insect and throw away the beer.
An Indian would sell the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the American and buy himself a fresh mug of beer.
A Pakistani would accuse the Indian intelligence agency of throwing the insect into his beer, relate the issue to Kashmir and ask for UN mediation, demand for Chinese military aid, take a loan from the American to buy a fresh pint of beer, chuck it at the Englishman, swear by Osama Bin Ladin, yell for Jihad against India and charge all dark-skinned passerbies with being traitorous Bangladeshis!!.

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A Pakistani news editor got a 20-year jail sentence for calling the Pakistani Prime Minister a fool. Five years for the scandal and fifteen for revealing a state secret.

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Ashraf, a Pakistani went to London's Heathrow airport to buy his ticket back home to Rawalpindi. At the counter he found that he was 10 pence short of the fare. Having no other way out, he turned to all the other passengers and begged.... "Will someone
please give me 10 pence? I badly want to go back and meet my Abba and Ammi again!" "Here" said a nearby Indian, reaching into his wallet and handing him a whole Pound ".. "please keep the change and take another nine of your countrymen with you!"

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Just after Pakistan got their new Chinese fighter planes, they sent a squadron of their best pilots to China for training. "Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese instructor, "even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right! Simple! Got it??" "But how do we come down?" asked Capt.

Altaf Pasha, the Top Gun of Pakistan. "Oh that," said the Chinese, "don't worry! Just leave it to the Indian Air Force!"

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Why Pakis couldn't conduct nuclear tests before the India's nuclear tests? 'cause they took time to read the "Nuclear tests Manual". It was written in Chinese.