shreyash
Jr. Member
Karma: 1
Offline
Posts: 88
|
|
« on: January 21, 2006, 01:54:08 AM » |
|
Some laws you never learnt in school or college
1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch.
2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3) Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
4) Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tire,the next morning you will have a flat tire.
5) O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move
Faster than the one you are in now.
6) BELL'S THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7) RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are
With someone you don't want to be seen with.
WILLOUGHBY'S LAW:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
9) ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10) BREDA'S RULE:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
Arrive last.
11) OWEN'S LAW:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
12) HOWDEN'S LAW:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the
Mailbox / postbox.
|