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« on: January 19, 2006, 01:50:28 PM »

Men on earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says," I want the men to form two queues
- one line for the men who dominated their women, and
the other one for the men who were dominated by their
women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that
no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and
there are two lines.The line for the men who were
dominated by their women is 100 miles long, and in the
line of men who dominated their women there is only
one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of
yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were
all whipped by your mates.

Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made
me proud. Learn from him!

Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only
one in this line?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to
stand here."

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