Lucky guy

 

A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
 
"What are you so happy about? " asks the bartender.

"I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks; like in the movies. 

I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time!   We made …. All night, all over the house.   We did everything;!"

" Fantastic!" exclaimed the bartender. "You lucky guy.  Was she pretty?"

"Dunno...never found the head ."