here'z a conversation b/w two guyz X n Y:

  X: aap chinese hein ?
  Y: nahi
  X: aap chinese hein ?
  Y: kahaa hai na, nahi!
  X: acha acha, woh to sab theek hai... lakin aap chinese hein?
  Y: nahi nahi nahi!!!! ab agar tum ne yeh poocha to mein tumhein maroon ga!
  X: ok, waisay bhai jan , aap chinese hein?
  Y beats X badly..
  X (maar khaanay k baad): yaar banda kuch lihaaz kar leta hai, yeh to batayein k kia aap chinese hein?
  Y: nahi huun... (then Y runs and get to thee roof top of a high building, X follows him and get there too)...
  then on the roof top:
  X: aap chinese hein ?
  Y: nahi huun nahi huun nahi huun..ab agar kahaa na to mein jump kar doon ga roof se...
  X: acha! to phir aap chinese hein?
  Y runz, n jumps from the roof...X follows him and jumps too...
  in the air while falling:
  X: aap chinese hein ?
  Y: nahi, (then both fall down n get injured)
  X: aap aik baar kah kyun nahi daitay ke aap chinese hein?
  Y: acha haan...huun phir ?
  X: Achaa!!!! LAGTAY TO NAHI HEIN……….