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« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2006, 02:11:30 AM »
Khalistan Jokes:


Khalistan National Drink: Sarbat Khalsa
Khalistan National Bird: Tandoori Chicken
International Airline: Kitthe Pacific
National Airline: Itthe Pacific
National Anthem: Sten gun man
National Taxi Service: Kar Seva
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« Reply #25 on: June 21, 2006, 02:12:01 AM »
A foreign tourist goes to rajasthan village to see the 'true' rural
India. When hungry, he goes to an old lady sitting making Bajre ki
Roti. She gives him some 'SarsoN kaa saag' on a Bajre ki Roti. The
tourist eats teh 'sabji' and returns teh roti saying, 'Here is your
plate'
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« Reply #26 on: June 21, 2006, 02:12:20 AM »
A well dressed man was having a dinner in "Kake Da Hotel".
After he finished his dinner, he started to wash his hands
with table and chair. The owner saw him and got real angry
and asked, "Have you had dinner in some nice hotel before?"

Man: "Ya!" "I had dinner once in Ashoka Hotel."
Owner: "There also, you washed your hands with table and chair?"
Man: "Yes, I did."
Owner: "Nobody told you anything!"
Man: "They kicked me and said
'agar ase hi karna hai to kisi Kake Da Hotel mae jake khana khaa'.
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« Reply #27 on: June 21, 2006, 02:12:56 AM »
George Bush goes to a school to give a speech.

After his talk he offers question time.



One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.

"Bob".

"And what is your question, Bob?"

"I have 3 questions.

First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies

that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?

Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A differentlittle boy puts up his hand . George points him out and
asks
him what his name is. "Steve"

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions.

First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And fifth, Where is "Bob"? !!
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« Reply #28 on: June 21, 2006, 02:13:15 AM »
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for
his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed
our Pearl Harbor, get outta here.
"The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed
your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the
Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.
"Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not
me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the
same."
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« Reply #29 on: June 21, 2006, 02:13:40 AM »
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
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