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« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2006, 02:07:16 AM » |
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For my Gujju Friends, No offence please, just jokes!!
A Gujju Spesal !
Q) Why did George Bush had the gujju beaten?
A) The gujju told George Bush "You are an IMPOTENT man"
Q) Why won't the gujju jeweler sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?
A) The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju
asked for KESH.
Q) What will a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last in a tomato race?
(in case of one)
A) Tomato KETCHUP.
Q) Why did the gujju go to Rome ?
A) He wanted to listen to POPE music.
Q) Why did the gujju go to London?
A) To see BIG BEHN.
Q) What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no dikro STATES ma
gayon" ?
A) Ramesh's son failed in statistics...
Q) Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before exams ?
A) He wanted to get "cent-par-cent" .
Q) What did the Gujju have in the morning?
A) LIGHT SNAKES for breakfast.
Q) What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
A) You are going from BED To VERSE.
Q) Did you know that Gujarati students are going to start a fraternity?
A) They named it Rho Beta Rho.
Q) Why did the gujjus take 50 paise when they went to watch "GANDHI"?
A) They read Atten( 8 annas)-bourough in the credits.
Q) Why did the gujju think Gandhi was acted by a woman in "GANDHI"?
A) They read Ben( behn) Kingsley did the acting.
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« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2006, 02:07:51 AM » |
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Police Story:
Lady calls up police department: Officer, there is a man exposing himself in the next building.
Dispatcher: OK, we'll be right over, lady.
(Five minutes later at her apartment.)
Officer: Which way, lady?
Lady: This way officer, he's still shamelessly baring himself.
Officer: Where is he, lady? I don't see no naked man.
Lady: Oh, you have to look through this telescope.
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« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2006, 02:08:32 AM » |
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10 Humorous Definations!
Women: Person who thinks more with their heart than with their head.
Experience: What you will get while looking for something else.
Zoo: A place advice for animals to study the habits of human beings.
Adam: The only man in the world who couldn't say," Pardon me, haven't I seen you before?"
Dentist: A person who extracts both your teeth and money.
Bald: When one has less hair to comb and more face to wash.
Death: Stop sinning suddenly.
Neighbour: A person who is out of something.
Smile: A small curve that solve big problems.
Kitchen: Final laboratory of housewife.[/b]
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« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2006, 02:10:18 AM » |
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A wizard joke
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
A wizard joke
What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?
The smallest ones!
A wizard joke
Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath!
A wizard joke
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back again!
A witch joke
Why do witches only ride their brooms after dark?
That's the time to go to sweep!
A wizard joke
What happened when the wizard met the witch?
It was love at first fright!
A witch joke
When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
When your a mouse!
A wizard joke
How do you keep a wizard in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow...!
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« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2006, 02:10:40 AM » |
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A witch joke
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
The witch!
A witch joke
What is a witches favourite magazine?
The witch report!
A witch joke
What did the young witch say to her mother?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!
A witch joke
What's the best advice you can give to a witch on a broomstick?
Don't fly off the handle!
A witch joke
Who turns the lights off at halloween?
The light's witch!
A witch joke
Whats the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
Ever tried broomstick pie?
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A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard from outer space?
A flying sorcerer!
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« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2006, 02:11:03 AM » |
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What is a smart Malayalee called?
Debo-nair.
What is a dynamic malayalee called ?
Pheno-Menon.
Why did the malayalee crossed the road ?
Simbly.
What did one Bengali voyeur ask another?
Keyhollo.
How was wire invented?
Two marwaris spotted the same coin.
Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?
Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.
Why is India a banana republic?
Because Rajiv keeps chanting, "Hame ye banana hai, wo banana hi
What is a communist Sindhi called?
Lalwani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
Thadani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
Kriplani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
Marjani.
What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.
What is a jiving Sardar called?
Breakdan Singh.
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