Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.


Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.


Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.


Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.


Sell Girl Scout cookies.


On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.


Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off


When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.


Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.


One word: Flatulence!


DoTai Chi exercises.


Meow occasionally.


Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.


Birp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"


Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.


Start a sing-along.


Say "Ding!" at each floor.


Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.


Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."


Bring a chair along.


Blow spit bubbles.


Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.


Announce to the person stood next to you "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"


Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"


Let your mobile phone ring - dont anwser it.


On entering, ask the passengers if they want to be your friend. Burst into tears if they say no.


Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 .....oh heres my floor"


Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont


Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right


As you are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.


Bring out a magnifying glass, closey inspect the other passengers skin and say "ooh, look at your pores"


Ask the others "Do you mind if I do my eminem impression?", then bring out a chainsaw and a mask.


Challenge the guy stood next to you to a "thumb war".


Force people to read to Kama Sutra while asking "do you wanna try this one?"


Explain to the passengers that this lift looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.


Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Kaun Banega Crorepati' style is that your final answer.