Kalyug ka gita saar, talking about facts of today's life....

> > As told to Employees of Company by CEO

> > kyon wyarth tension lete ho, kisse wyarth darte ho
> > kaun tumhein nikal sakta hai.

> > Resource na nikala ja sakta hai na nikal sakta hai...

> > Incentive nahin mila, bura hua
> > salary cut ho raha hai, bura ho raha hai
> > Retrenchment hoga, wo bhi bura hi hoga...

> > tum pichla review na hoone ka paschataap na karo
> > tum agle review na hone ki chinta na karo
> > recession chal raha hai...
> >
> > tumhari pocket se kya gaya jo tum rote ho
> > tum company ke liye kya project laye the jo tumne kho diya
> > tumne aisa kaun sa product banaya tha jo scrap ho gaya...
> > tum koi experience le kar nahin aaye the
> > jo experience liya company se liya
> > jo code kiya company ko diya
> > degree le kar aaye, experience lekar chale...
> > jo project/product aaj tumhara hai, kal kisi aur ka tha
> > parsoon kisi aur ka hoga
> > tum isse apna samajh kar magn ho rahe ho
> > bas yahi khushi tumhari tension ka karran hai...
> >
> > POLICY CHANGE company ka rule hai
> > jise tum policy Change kehte ho wahi to trick hai...
> > ek pal mein tum millionare ho jaate ho
> > doosre hi pal mein tum stipend par aa jate ho...
> > review, increment etc. etc. man se hata do vichar se mita do
> > phir company tumhari hai, tum company ke ho...
> >
> > Na yeh Increments tumhare liye hain, na tum iske kabil ho
> > Yeh chamchoon ke liye bana hai aur unhin ko milega...
> > parantu job secure hai, phir tumhein tension kyon hai
> > tum apne aap ko Company ke aarpit karo
> > yahin sabse Golden Rule hai...
> > Jo is Golden Rule ko janta hai
> > wo review, incentive,recession se sarvada muqt hai...


lesson ii
MANAGEMENT FUNDAS IN OUR DAY TO DAY LIFE

BIRD WAS FLYING FROM RUSSIA TO INDIA. DUE TO ICY WINDS IT FAILED TO FLAP ITS FEATHERS AND THUS FREEZED IN MID AIR AND FELL ON THE EARTH.

LESSON : KEEP MOVING EVEN IN HARD CIRCUMSTANCES

WHILE THE BIRD WAS LYING ON EARTH A COW EASED ITS DUNG ON THE BIRD, THE BIRD FELT THE WARMTH AND STARTED BREATHING.

LESSON : NOT EVERYONE WHO SHITS ON YOU IS BAD

WHILE IN WARMTH THE BIRD STARTED SINGING. A CAT HEARD THE SONG, AND REMOVED THE DUNG FROM THE BIRD AND ATE THE BIRD. THUS THE BIRD DIED

LESSON: NOT EVERY ONE WHO BRINGS YOU OUT OF SHIT IS GOOD AND WHILE IN DEEP    SHIT KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.