Reminds me of a Joke I read long ago...............

This gal brings her boyfriend, who happens to be a
Hare Krishna devotee( & she wants to marry him ) to introduce to her father!
After some chitchat, Dad says " I would like to talk to John privately for a few mins !".........
So they go into a room & the Dad says " What do you do for a living, John ? "
John says " I don't have a job yet, but I am counting on Krishna to provide me a job !"
" Good" says the dad, " How about living arrangements,
do you have a place to stay ?? "
"Well, I am staying with my parents right now, but after getting married, I am sure Krishna will show us a comfortable apt. !"
" Excellent" says dad, " How are you going to take care of my daughter without a job or a house ??"
" Don't worry" says John " Everything is under control !",
" Lord Krishna will never put us out on the streets !"
Interview over, boy leaves the house & the girl anxiously asks her dad about his impression of John !
" I was very impressed " says Dad...
" He thinks I AM Krishna! "