God is in joking mood
 

A man was praying to god.


He said, "God?"


God responded, " Yes?"


And the Guy said, " Can I ask a question?"




"Go right ahead", God said.


"God, what is a million years to you?"


God said, "A million years to me is only a second."


The man wondered.


Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"


God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."


So the man said, " God can I have a penny?"


And God cheerfully said,


"Sure!.......just a second."