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« on: September 29, 2007, 02:59:16 AM » |
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Cool meanings
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. ***********
Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. ***********
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master ***********
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage ***********
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either. ***********
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. ***********
Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. ***********
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. . ***********
Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage. ***********
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. ***********
Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. ***********
Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read. ***********
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight. ***********
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. ***********
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. ***********
Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. ***********
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. ***********
Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes. ***********
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions. ***********
Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. ***********
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. ***********
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. ***********
Optimist :
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet. ***********
Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY ***********
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. ***********
Father:
A banker provided by nature. ***********
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught. ***********
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. ***********
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. ***********
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills .
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