Vatsal
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« on: December 21, 2005, 09:47:27 PM » |
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Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master. College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power... Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage . Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read. Smile :- A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office :- A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn :- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc. :- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee :- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.!
Experience :- The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb :- An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher :- A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Diplomat :- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Opportunist :- A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in RO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY Miser :- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. Father :- A banker provided by nature. Criminal :- A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught. Boss :- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician :- One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. Doctor :- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
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