# Local
variable
Mein pal do pal ka
shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti
hai..
# Global
variable
Main har ik pal ka
shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti
hai
# Null
pointers
Mera jeevan kora
kagaz
kora hi reh gaya.
# Dangling
pointers
Maut bhi aati
nahi
jaan bhi jati nahin.
# Goto
Ajeeb dastan hai
yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh
sake na hum
# Two Recursive
functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna
hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
Pehle tum, pehle tum.
# The
debugger
Jab koi baat bigad
jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera
hamnawaz.
# From VC++ to
VB
Yeh haseen
vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan.
# Untrackable
bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi
kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.
# Unexpected bug (esp
during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise
hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.
# And then to the
client
Jab hua, Tab hua,
O chhodo, ye na socho.
# Load
Balancing
Saathi haath
badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana
# Modem ( modem talk on
a busy connection)
suno - kaho,kaha -
suna,kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..
# Windows getting open
sourced
Parde mein rahne
do parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba,
allah meri tauba

AND SOME
FILMS

# ESC : NO DO
GYARA
#
F1 : GUIDE
# UNDO : AA AB LAUT
CHALE
#
SYSTEM
WHOSE OS IS DOS : BUDHA MIL
GAYA
#
SOFTWARE
& HARDWARE : EK DUJE KE
LIYE
#
CNTR+ALT+DEL : AAKHARI
RASTA
#
HARD
DISK & FLOPPY : GHARWALI
BAHERWALI
# RAM : KORA
KAGAZ
#
C++
& C
:
BADEMIYA
CHOTEMIYA
Kaisa laga...???Acha laga
kya....