Vatsal
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« on: May 17, 2006, 07:21:28 AM » |
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Hi c and c++ Prgrammers! Did u generated these kind of Prgrams at any time ?
A Program for Lovers.......!!!
#include<STD ISD PCO.h> #include<love.h> #define Cute beautiful_lady main() { goto college; scanf("100%",&ladies); if(lady ==Cute ) line++; while( !reply ) { printf("I Love U"); scanf("100%",&reply); } if(reply == "GAALI") main(); /* go back and repeat the process */ else if(reply == "SANDAL ") exit(1); else if(reply == "I Love U") { lover =Cute ; love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover)); } goto restaurant;
restaurant: { food++; smile++; pay->money = lover->money; return(college); } if(time==2.30) goto cinema;
cinema: { watch++; if(intermission) { coke++; Popecorn++; } }
if(time ==6.00) goto park;
park: { for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001) kiss = kiss+1; } free(lover); return(home);
if(time ==9.30) goto pub;
pub: { friends++; party++; booze++; smoke++;
if(pub.close()) { pay->bill; come->out; } }
if (highly->intoxicated) goto friendsroom; else { sweetpan++; polo++; goto home; }
friendsroom: { goto sleep; }
home: { if(mom.shouts()) { reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork ||friendsbday); say->reason; }
if(dad.shouts()) shut->yourmouth;
call->lover; if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice ||lover_mom->voice)) { hang++; } else if(phone->voice==lover->voice) {
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001) { say->ILuvU; scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */ } } goto sleep; }
sleep: { *(dream)=love; } }
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