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« on: May 17, 2006, 07:21:28 AM »

Hi c and c++ Prgrammers!
Did u generated these kind of Prgrams at any time ?

A Program for Lovers.......!!!

#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include<love.h>
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the
process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);

if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;

pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;

if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}

if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}

friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}

home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy ||
projectwork
||friendsbday);
say->reason;
}

if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;

call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice
||lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{

for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply); /*
"I Love U" already
stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}

sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}

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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2006, 12:55:49 AM »

hehehehhehehe...dats funny!
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with love
Khushi
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