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« on: July 07, 2009, 07:04:14 AM »

One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.

Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see

how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,

then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?Huh

The devil says "Five million dollars".

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

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Thief was so jealous! s, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group

members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil

how much do I need to pay for the call?Huh

The devil says "Ten million dollars".

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

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Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too",

He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various

technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he

asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?Huh

The devil says "No Need to pay".

Programmer is stunned & says "Why ??"
 

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"Calling hell to hell is Free!!! "

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