Different kinds of Internet friendship proposals


Will u be my frinedship with me? Plz??? (ya sure)



I'm all alone and in need of frinedship and friends. (ill gladly be ur friend if only you wud improve ur English)



Helelo I want friesship with u. (that reminds me of kkkkkiran)



I want to be closed friend with u. (when were we open?)



I want 2 b frands with you. (yup frands)



I want to be close friendship with u. (then be. Cuz I'm closed for you)



Please reply me to me weather we r frinds or not? (then you reply to urself dear me to me)



Behtarin....love...... Can v b plas? (r we gonna fix a car? Or screw some nuts?)



Itne mast mails kahaan se laati ho love? Can there be friends between us?and if frinedship is accepted. Then.....
Okkkk thunks. Thunk u so muck that u become my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .................do u have an a a/c in orkat???
If u have plz sand me u r link.
(notice the space between u and r. It completely changes the meaning of the sentence. The sentence now becomes "if u have plz sand me you are link")