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« on: July 29, 2009, 05:03:41 AM » |
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Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend : why?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend: why didn't you exchange?
Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2009, 05:03:52 AM » |
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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes !
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2009, 05:04:03 AM » |
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A Teacher lecturing on population:
In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2009, 05:04:13 AM » |
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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2009, 05:04:23 AM » |
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Sardar proposed a Girl
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Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you'
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Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2009, 05:04:46 AM » |
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast
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