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[shahrukh]

Because you obviously didn't know these...

1. Avoid stupid small talk.



No matter what whoever says, it is perfectly alright to just end an elevator conversation after a simple hello. You don't need to fill awkward silences with an even more awkward conversation about how hot it is outside. Everybody knows how hot it is outside, you don't have to make it worse by saying it again.

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2. The only place where being glued to your smartphone isn't a bad thing.



Smartphones let you do the one thing that's totally accepted in an elevator - mind your own business. Why not, it's just a matter of a few seconds. Unless you're the liftman, then it might just be a little rude.

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3. No matter what, hold it in.



Flatulence isn't very kindly received, especially in an elevator. Obviously. And if you haven't noticed already, EVERYBODY knows who farted. So hold it in. For as long as you can. You never know when it ends up being a gas chamber.

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4. Make sure you don't smell like a morgue.



Because, death.

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5. Make sure you don't smell like you've been marinating in scent all night.



Because, death.

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6. If you're the tallest in the lift, make sure you're standing right at the back.



It's basic courtesy to stand right towards the end of the elevator. However, in case you're stuck right in the middle of everything at least make sure people around you get to breathe.

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