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Restaurant, Nairobi :
Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
 
Hotel bedroom, Japan  :
Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.
 
Cocktail lounge , Norway:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Newspaper Classified:
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

Hotel, Acapulco :
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
 
3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)

Private school:
No trespassing without permission.
 
River highway:
Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
 
Automatic hand dryer in public lavatory:
Do not activate with wet hands.
 
Maternity ward:
No children allowed.
 
Cemetery:
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.