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[Vatsal]

I don't know about you, but I find those "Out-Of-The-Office"
E-Mail Auto-replies so ordinary and tedious. Here are some fun
alternatives.

1. Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged
$5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word
in your message.

2. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive
a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

3. Due to a transporter malfunction, I am now in the 24th
century, and I don't know when I'll be back. But hey, leave a
message. Someone might get to it.

4. In case of a business emergency, I may be reached 24 hours a
day at (insert Pointy-Haired Boss's cell phone number here).

5. The e-mail server is unable to deliver this message. Please
restart your computer and try sending again.

6. Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this
message.